(Quezon City) The administration expressed support early Monday for a bill requiring schools to conduct random drug testing at the kindergarten level. Under House Bill 89144 or the “Kindergartener Justice Act”, kids enrolled in kindergarten will be randomly selected to … Continue reading Government Backs Bill for Random Drug Testing of Kindergarten Kids
(Manila) Local scientists have released contradictory findings after Senator Emmanuel “Manny” Pacquiao claimed at a senate hearing on the Davao Death Squad that he has common sense. “I’m not a lawyer but I have common sense,” the senator said after an afternoon spent questioning retired police officer … Continue reading Pacquiao Claims Common Sense; Scientists Divided
(Manila) Amending an earlier statement that was released on his website last Tuesday, Senator Ferdinand ‘Bongbong’ Marcos conceded today that he attended neither Oxford nor Wharton but could not say so because he went to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft … Continue reading Bongbong Marcos: I lied about Oxford because I went to Hogwarts
(The Interweb) Ilocos Norte Representative and former First Lady Imelda Marcos was forced to set parental controls on her son’s Twitter account after the latter posted a particularly stupid tweet on the social media site. Commenting on the president’s handling … Continue reading Imelda sets parental controls on son’s account after stupid tweet
(TMS) Mass absences continue to be reported in schools and workplaces all over the country in the wake of scores of Filipinos falling ill after being exposed to the privilege speech delivered by Senator Ramon ‘Bong’ Revilla Jr. yesterday. Continue reading “Thousands of Filipinos Sick After Watching Bong Revilla Privilege Speech”
(Manila) A high level source from the Department of Science and Technology (DOST) confirmed today an earlier leaked report which revealed that a significant part of the department’s resources have been channeled for over two decades into a secret project … Continue reading DOST Scientists Working on a ‘Likeable’ Clone of Kris Aquino
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